for those who don't know, i have a knack for finding websites to waste my time. i'm passing these on, so you as well young grasshoper, will have the tools to waste time at work while you wait for your day to end. or any other occasion.
if you haven't discovered this yet, you are in for a treat. basically people send in their funniest/oddest text messages. Some highlights:
(612): i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
(952): what?
(612): i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
(612): i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
(540): it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
(512): watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
(203): i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
(1-203): it's 1 pm.
(1-203): it's 1 pm.
(757): I understand Curling. That high.
(407): I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
(215): we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
(706): Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
(757): At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
(330): First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
(410): can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
(443): wasted?
(410): im pocohantasssss
(443): wasted?
(410): im pocohantasssss
(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
random pictures that may or may not make you laugh. i started reading this blog and it's stupid but then i find myself chuckling at some of the pics and next thing you know i'm on page 20. ugh.
some gems:
