ama - awesomely mediocre awards

american music awards. you are so awesomely lame. every year franz and i rejoice over the ama's. the performances always blow hard, there are tech errors throughout the whole show, and jimmy kimmel looks like he's sleeping while he hosts.

thus, we watch every second of it to make sure we don't miss any of the events mentioned above. last night we were not disappointed. highlights included:

- nickelback showing the world that they are officially the most awkward presenters ever.

- scott weiland high as a kite stumbling through his words to announce Pink.

- jordin sparks attempting to be cute and charming and FAILING.

- new kids on the block performing, reminding us they are 50.

- miley cyrus winning for best role model as her just turned 16 year old ass gyrates on the stage and she brushes her poon.

- coldplay unleashing thousands of paper thingies to enhance their performance, which prompted chris martin to roll around in it.

- jonas brothers accepting an award while a random stage hand walks into the shot and quickly dispersers.

- a pussycat doll member that is not Nicole Shwerz - whatever her last name is, struggling to take off her coat during their performance, but failing.

- kanye west yet again basically saying he's GOD on stage and ranting some more about random topics that make him sound like a douche.

here are the 2008 ama's in 1 MINUTE for your viewing pleasure.

Here's the most painful thing you will ever watch. we still love you scott weiland. please get help.

and my all time fave ama moment from last year, when douche bag from jonas brothers falls during the first 20 seconds of his performance. on glass. wearing a white suit. which he later bleeds on from his cut hand.